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Friday, June 1, 2007

Free Scooter!

Washington - Defense lawyers argued Thursday that Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff should serve no time in prison for lying about the leak of a covert agent's identity, on the grounds that he is a selfless, apolitical public servant with an otherwise "exemplary" record.

Lewis "Scooter" Libby's attorneys asserted in a court filing that a federal prosecutor's proposal that their client spend 30 to 37 months in prison is "grossly disproportionate" to the crimes that provoked a jury's guilty verdict in March.

Can this situation get any more ridiculous? Scooter Libby is a selfless Patriot and a dedicated public servant. After spending months fighting a frivolous prosecution, and now having been frivolously convicted, Scooter, if anything, deserves compensation from Valerie Plame for all the time he has had to waste in court. I suggest he sue her for treason as well.


Lola Heatherton said...

Oh, Mr. Dick, for a minute I got so excited, I thought you were giving away a free scooter, like a Vespa or something, but instead you're talking about that VILE man.

Do you remember when Lewis Libby was being interviewed by Libby Lewis from NPR?

Tree said...

Mr. Libby is a hero and quite possibly a martyr to the greatest cause of all...America! The man did what he had to do and he did it honorably. (I'm actually crying right now)

Anonymous said...

I hope this web site is a hobby for you while you are lock away in one of our fine institutions.

Ohio Neocon said...

Scooter Libby is a fine American and it is a shame that an obviously liberal partisan Patrick Fitzgerald (is he related to the Kennedey's????) wanted to take down an innocent man for a crime he did not commit. He simply forgot a couple of things, only in the liberal defeatocRatic world could a forgetting something be a crime! But I take heart in the fact that he is a true patriot and is willing to go to jail for the American folks out there who know the truth. Also, his book is a fantastic piece of literature! I rank it right up there with the "Left Behind" series as some of the best writing to come out of the USA ever!

Ryan said...


When I saw a link to this site from another site, I thought this site had to be a parody or joke.

I can't believe you people actually are serious about this.

An American hero? Hardly.

trog69 said...

I'm with Ryan; this site is a caricature.

Cheney08 said...

Lola: No, I don't remember, and I don't listen to communist radio stations.

Tree: I hear you! I am crying too, and America is crying over this travesty!

Anonymous: I don't know what it will take for people like you to come to your senses!

Neocon: You are so right. The democrats are trying to do the same thing with Scooter that they did to Gonzales; these democrats know no limits, it appears, in their partisan prosecutions.

Ryan, Trog, I see that this is the first time you have ventured away from the comfort of the liberal mainstream media. Welcome to America and the real world of Dick Cheney.